1. novemberfightsong:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

    The Waffle House one was the one that actually made me reblog this

    (via thenumberslost)

     

  2. bngbngdnsx:

    tokyothegirl:

    The Good Times Are Killing Me - Modest Mouse 

    Got dirt, got air, got water and I know you can carry on. 
    Shrug off shortsighted false excitement and oh what can I say? 
    Have one, have twenty more “one mores” and oh it does not relent. 

    The good times are killing me. 

    Fed up with all that LSD. 
    Need more sleep than coke or methamphetamines. 
    Late nights with warm, warm whiskey. 
    I guess the good times they were all just killing me. 

    (via zquidward)

     

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  4. thatgirl-intexas:

    'Beyonce covered Sex On Fire at glastonbury right?' 'She made the song a lot better. She made me masturbate to my own song.” - Caleb Followill (Kings of Leon lead singer)

    THE BEST.

    (Source: im-a-m0therfucking-monster, via liamdryden)

     
  5. dangervvank:

    "what music are you into?"
    "i like this! it’s very grown up…"

    (via helloxgorgeous)

     
     
  6. School of Rock (2003)

    (Source: fashion-and-film, via zquidward)

     

  7. clarvoyant:

    clarvoyant:

    3s10:

    clarvoyant:

    zac efron came out as bisexual??? I bet corbin bleu him

    WHAT?!?!?? When???

    during high school musical 2

    image

    (Source: clarvoyant, via fairwind)

     
  8. trendychola:

    flaural:

    The Schwartzman brothers, aka mega-cutie-patootie-heartbreakers.

    Heart eyes forever. My favorite unibrows

    I was like huh that one on the right looks like the guy from princess diaries and IT IS HIM and my mind is a little blown

    (Source: flaurall, via queenpiss)

     
  9. monetizeyourcat:

    danny devito is almost perfectly symmetrical. one of the most beautiful sights in nature

    (via littlemantimheidecker)

     
  10. (Source: twitter.com, via tgieph)

     

  11. baelor:

    SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

    LIVE IN A HOUSE

    (via mydrunkkitchen)

     

  12. Things I Love and Look Forward to in my everyday life in no particular order

    Coffee
    Coffee creamer
    YouTube
    Achievement Hunter
    Rwby
    Borderlands 2
    Netflix
    Tea
    zacwow
    iPhone games
    Thinking up a really good tweet
    Any food I can get for a dollar
    Free games with Xbox gold
    Bobs Burgers
    Parks and Rec quotes
    Cool breezes
    Good books
    Sitting in a library
    Getting cut from work
    Making good tips at work
    Pizza
    Brunch
    Wine
    Drinks with friends
    Friends
    Facebook messages from far away friends
    Drop off laundry services
    Starbucks rewards
    Eating healthy
    Eating junk food
    Happy hours
    Playing Uno on the subway
    Good leftovers
    Mythbusters
    Blasting music while walking down the street (in headphones)

     

  13. janefoster:

    basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

    (via xfawnx)

     
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